WTF – Time Paradox Sims

Shit my game does (sorry ‘bout the shitty pictures)

Delilah: Hello, Mr. Burglar. Don’t mind me, I’ll just casually stroll downstairs and call the police.

Burglar: Perfect. No one suspects a thing. I am a sneak-master.

…………….

Delilah: Yeah, so I called the police. Thought you might like to know.

Burglar: Ehehe… Sneak. Master.

Delilah: Whatever. Going to bed now.

……………

*enter levitating mohawk pixie policewoman*

……………

Pixie Policewoman: Stop right there, criminal scum!

Burglar: Keep it down, woman! Can’t you see I’m trying to sneak?! *turns head* Oh. Hi.

…………..

Delilah: Oh noes! I’ve been burgled! *zzzz*

I was playing around in Bodyshop, modifying a sim I downloaded way back in 2007 (!), when my roommate asked me what would he look like if he was a different age.

Today, I’ve had a sim freeze up completely. She just fell to the ground, with a terrified expression stuck on her face, her eyes darting around nervously. Possibly the creepiest thing I’ve seen in-game so far.