Tag: ts2:gameplay pictures

Gilda is the least lucky Family sim I ever had: every guy she flirts with ends up rejecting her advances, and now she’s crushing on an attractive, but gay Dormie, whom she diligently stalks day and night.

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Dormie: Hey there, Gilda! Didn’t see you behind that couch. What are you up to?

Gilda: NOT writing in my diary! About NOT you!

Dormie: … Oh.

Smooth.

Wendy, where the hell are you going?

Wendy: To steal back my gnome, of course.

That’s lovely, but you never owned a gnome. You live in an apartment, you don’t have a garden.

Wendy: The sons-of-bitches will never see me coming! *evil cackle*

*facepalm*

For the next few years, Wanda was split between giving her daughter a proper education and making money to buy a lovely new house. After having purchased the property, she noticed that a strange wolf kept visiting the lot at night, barking incessantly. One day, she decided to go out and see what the animal wanted. A quick bite later, Wanda found herself howling at the moon alongside her canine friend. Sometime during her adjustment to the werewolf lifestyle, she reconnected with Carrie, an old college crush. The two began dating and eventually married, with Carrie asking to be turned into a werewolf herself.

Shortly afterwards, Wanda heard that her ex-wife had lost custody of her two illegitimate children, due to neglect. She decided on adopting the two misfortunate souls and raising them in a warm family environment. The girls would never remember their birth mother, considering Wanda and Carrie to be their real parents.

Sometime between the two adoptions, Carrie decided she wanted to give birth to Wanda’s children as well. After bringing a lovely baby boy into the world, she now learned that she is pregnant with a second child.

I wanted to share some of my gameplay stories this time, so here’s Wanda. She started Uni as a shy Knowledge sim and quickly fell head-over-heels with Gail, who shared her aspiration. What she didn’t know was that, in her absence, her girlfriend took to flirting with and even making out with other Dormies.  After graduating, Wanda quickly asked Gail to move in with her, and afterwards proposed. Gail didn’t refuse, but after the ceremony, she would feel more and more like she wanted an escape from the marriage she’d rushed into. Shortly after their daughter was born, the temperamental redhead started having an affair with neighbour Osmond Baldwin. After a few “subtle” encounters in the photo booth, Gail realised two things. One: that she was pregnant. Two: that she wanted to publicly woohoo as many different sims as possible.

Despite the new baby that didn’t resemble her at all, and dozens of phone calls in the evening asking for Gail, Wanda failed to suspect a thing. Sometime during the redhead’s third pregnancy (this time, with some random townie), Wanda saw Osmond kissing her wife and quickly put two and two together. She immediately divorced Gail, took their child and all her hard-earned money and left. The two women would never reconcile.

Butler: Oh, no! I’ve set the trash compactor on fire! Bad Dobby! BAD DOBBY! *sticks head in flaming appliance of doom*

Osmond: “What in hell’s name are you doing, man?? Your name isn’t even Dobby, for crying out loud!”

Butler: “Dobby had to punish himself, sir.”