In true Fortune sim fashion, she married Mr. Big. She’s also not a big fan of children, apparently.
“When I said I wanted to meet someone new, this is NOT what I had in mind.”
In true Fortune sim fashion, she married Mr. Big. She’s also not a big fan of children, apparently.
“When I said I wanted to meet someone new, this is NOT what I had in mind.”

So I’ve been actually playing my game for the first time in months and I really, really love Eliza. I know she’s pretty Face 1-ish, but I can’t get enough of her.

Tried to take a picture of my current favourite sim family. Group pictures have never been my forte, but godddamn, storytellers don’t get enough credit. I spent 2 hours on picking poses and one hour fixing the lighting on one sim in PS and the result is… meh.
Thankfully, the family’s 7 dogs are missing from the picture.

Had some time to play my game this week. My Romance sim painter was spending a lovely evening with one of his many girlfriends/models when his Family sim neighbour accidentally walked into the studio (I forgot to lock the door). This melodramatic scene happened.
In case anyone wonders if I ever actually play the sims I use for models, the short answer is: sometimes. And this guy quickly became one of my favourites. He’s a Romance sim and a simple soul, currently in a very open relationship. And I have to say, his fiancé looks pretty good for a born-in-game sim.

“My model train spontaneously caught fire! The house has turned into a blazing inferno and my ass is going up in flames! Tinkering is AWESOME!!!” – My sim, probably.
Bonus: his wife’s queue, as she witnesses the incident.

I found an old backup of one of my first neighbourhoods, basically a Pleasantview that I played back in 2007. Here’s what my game looked like, 7 years ago.
I was still using the ingame camera back in the day.


Who’s that Pokemon Sim? It’s badly made over Dina Caliente!

BF’s comment: “Is that the maid pissing on the tree to put out the fire?”

Cassandra Goth! She ended up marrying townie Benjamin Long (? the blonde pointy-nosed guy) and having 6 kids. All of them inherited his awful nose and jawline, thus making me regret I ever allowed him to breed.

One of the Pleasant sisters, being eaten by the back seat of some car.

One of Cassie’s daughters, returning home after an alien abduction.
And now, my simming obsession of 2007, Goth/Emo/??? Guys! Who all have the same face, because I had the creativity of a wet towel.




They all had different make-up, though, so they were totally unique and interesting. I never played one of them. They existed just so I can fawn over how flawless they were.
So yeah. 2007 me had a pretty lame game.

I don’t usually like sim children, but this one kind of grew on me.
More gameplay fun. Adrianna shows off her telekinetic abilities and Bigfoot… grabs his own ass with both hands. Yeah. Okay.

Imagine going to the doctor and realising the nurse is Bigfoot in a vest and bowler hat.