Martin really loves writing, but only feels inspired when he’s depressed. Lately, however, he’s been feeling pretty happy about his life. In a last effort to make things worse for himself, he asked out the woman of his dreams, expecting to be rejected. As luck would have it, she said yes.

Flynn was always obsessed with becoming an alien. His friends and family told him that’s not how it works, but Flynn never was much of a listener. After one night of drinking, he came home with these bright markings tattooed to his face. He’s not entirely sure how they got there, but he’s pretty proud of his achievement.