I found an old backup of one of my first neighbourhoods, basically a Pleasantview that I played back in 2007. Here’s what my game looked like, 7 years ago.

I was still using the ingame camera back in the day.

Who’s that Pokemon Sim? It’s badly made over Dina Caliente! 

BF’s comment: “Is that the maid pissing on the tree to put out the fire?”

Cassandra Goth! She ended up marrying townie Benjamin Long (? the blonde pointy-nosed guy) and having 6 kids. All of them inherited his awful nose and jawline, thus making me regret I ever allowed him to breed.

One of the Pleasant sisters, being eaten by the back seat of some car.

One of Cassie’s daughters, returning home after an alien abduction.

And now, my simming obsession of 2007, Goth/Emo/??? Guys! Who all have the same face, because I had the creativity of a wet towel.

They all had different make-up, though, so they were totally unique and interesting. I never played one of them. They existed just so I can fawn over how flawless they were.

So yeah. 2007 me had a pretty lame game.