Gilda is the least lucky Family sim I ever had: every guy she flirts with ends up rejecting her advances, and now she’s crushing on an attractive, but gay Dormie, whom she diligently stalks day and night.

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Dormie: Hey there, Gilda! Didn’t see you behind that couch. What are you up to?

Gilda: NOT writing in my diary! About NOT you!

Dormie: … Oh.

Smooth.